THE SYNDICATE MERCH VAULT IS SEALED... FOR NOW
Because you deserve more than rushed designs and risky prices.
We were prepped. We were caffeinated. We were on the verge of unleashing our weirdest, nerdiest, most gloriously obscure line of retro merch this side of the multiverse…
Then the tariffs hit.
New global pricing chaos threw a wrench into everything — and instead of rushing out unstable prices or letting big-box bots rip off our designs, we made a bold move:
We hit pause to protect your wallet, our art, and the Syndicate’s future.
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But don’t worry — this delay is part of the plan.
We’re using this time to:
Fine-tune our pricing to be fair, not inflated
Experiment with new product layouts and print samples
Block the bots from peeking at our prototypes
Prepare a secret launch list for our earliest supporters
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You’ll get exclusive nerd drops, oddities, and retro freebies
And yes, even if you’ve already subscribed —
signing up here makes sure you’re also on the merch waitlist